I'm a 31 year old guy living in sunny Oceanside, California. At least that's what they tell me it's like outside anyway. I never leave the house.¹ I spend countless hours plotting and scheming new ideas for internet consumption and broadening my digital horizons.

I don't take vacations² or drink any delicious local craft beers.³ Furthermore, I don't find any enjoyment in television, social outings or athletic endeavors.^4,5,6

I love building websites and applications that help individuals and businesses do their work better on the web.

* 1,2,3,4,5,6: Completely untrue